Swayam a.k.a Showstopper
The problem with me is that I am bit too sensitive for this materialistic world. Consequently, I can be coaxed quite easily.I believe that if you do good everything happens good, n yeah I can assure of this thing. I am one happy creature for whom life hasn't been that rickety.So, I neither think 'bout past nor future, and just ammend my actions as per the need of the hour.
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The difference between genius and insanity is that genius has its limits.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women marry men with the hope they will change.
Invaribly they are both disappointed.
Here goes a few fundaas of life which I learnt during my short span of life......What I can say is try implementing a even a few of them....Trust me..it works!!
* Life is like a role of toilet paper; hopefully long and useful, but it always ends at the wrong moment.
=>So be prepared for it.
* If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
=> Truth sometimes sucks, but worth it
* I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
=> Dont be biased. Who the hell are you to judge anyone?
* Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
=> Beware and dont put anything...anywhere!
* A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
=> Chick...just think twice before shooting out of mouth.
* If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. No use being a damned fool about it.
=> Life is too short.There are lots to be done.
* If you believe everything you read, better not read.
=> Be skeptical
* I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
=> Dont waste time on thinking.go and start annoy dat person from ryt now!
* The less we know, the longer the explanation.
=> Dont bluff
* God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time.
=> Concentrate on a single task at a time
Those are my principles of LIFE ! If you don't like them I have others
